Thursday, December 31, 2015

Akpors and decent prostitute

Akpors stopped at a bar after work to have a drink. He started talking to a girl even though he is married, he thought she is so fine that he agreed to go to her place.
When he got to her place, he found out that she is a prostitute and that she wanted 5,000 Naira.
AKPORS: “Forget it. You never told me you were a prostitute. But I do have 500 Naira with me, will you take that?”
GIRL: “You won’t get any decent prostitute for that amount.”
She threw him out.
Later that night, Akpors and his wife went out for dinner. While they were eating, the same prostitute who happened to be eating there too recognised Akpors.
She came up to him and said: “See, I told you. Look at the kind of trash you picked up for 500 Naira.”

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